Officials from councils sampled nearly 500 Doner kebabs and found that they may contain up to 4.2MJ of energy and “shocking” levels of salt and saturated fat. Link to BBC story
No s#!t, Sherlock.
But what they seem to have missed was that nobody ever eats a Doner kebab while they are sober — and it usually gets sicked up on the pavement soon afterwards. So it’s actually quite unlikely to have much harmful effect.
All the same, this would be a great trial balloon for the Government to see if they can get away with banning certain kinds of food outright.